Current Mood: Playful

Okie, so I might be a little crazy … but come on, this is silly.

I just took a gander at the “Latest Headlines” rss feed firefox comes with, and well ….

“Unicef appeal for Iraqi children”
Have you looked in Iraq? I’m sure there are plenty there…

“Japan WW2 sailors stay in wreck”
Perhaps we need to up the standard of hotels for vetrans…

“UK poverty target ‘will be missed’”
Was it a tearful goodbye?

“Tennis: Murray to miss Open”
Bad aim on that serve I guess.

“UK firm seeks Mid-East gas deal”
Um, I think you want the singles page.

Also, as an amusing coincidence, the following two headlines are presented close to each other:
“Thousands flee Lebanon violence”
“Thousands attend Falwell funeral”

Guess now we know where they fled to.

The news is so much more fun when the headlines are ambiguous.